Imagine dying and waking up not as a ninja legend, but as livestock in a world of shinobi—specifically, Naruto Uzumaki's clueless new pet. With a human mind trapped in a pig's body, Mister Pipi must hide his intelligence to avoid the butcher's knife, all while navigating the chaos of apartment life with the future Hokage. But how long can one man-pig endure ramen dinners and existential oinks before his secret shatters everything?